[Buddha-l] US citizen arrested in Schiphol airport

[Erik Hoogcarspel]

This afternoon the Dutch customs arrested an indologist from the USA, by the name of Richard H. resident of Albequerque. He first drew attention by his performence of pirouettes and double axels on rollerskates on the tune of the sound of music that sounded from a gettoblaster he carried with him. When interrogated by officers of the Binnenlandse Veiligheids Dienst (Interiour Security Service), he declared that he did this for the good of all living beings. The officers decided that this left extremist excuses where highly suspicious and searched his luggage where they found in the lining five publications called 'The Wheel'. The officers found passages in an incomprehensible language and suspect this to be coded messages for the forbidden rights on wheels promotion movements. 
He is at the moment detained and there are negotiations going on between Dutch and US officials who want R.H. to sit his sentence out in an arid and deserted region of the USA. 
In the meantime the Dutch MP who produced the movie 'Fitna', changed his name from Geert Wilders to Geert Wielders and announced the presentation of his future movie called 'Wheels of freedom' somewhere around coming Januari.