[Buddha-l] how many buddhists...

[[DPD Web] Shen Shi'an]

Here's another take...

Q: How many Buddhist monks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None - cos the 'light' of enlightenment would be enough - if they
practise well.
 
-----Original Message-----
From: Richard Hayes [mailto:rhayes at unm.edu] 
Sent: Friday, 25 July, 2008 12:21 AM
To: Buddhist discussion forum
Subject: Re: [Buddha-l] how many buddhists...

On Wed, 2008-07-23 at 13:03 -0700, charlie wrote:
> How many Buddhist does it take to screw in a light bulb?
> None, as there is no light and there are no buddhists.

How many Buddhist monks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Buddhist monks don't screw.