[Buddha-l] Evil Joke about underresented minority
d f tweney
dylan at tweney.com
Thu Feb 9 10:58:47 MST 2006
This list is turning into an excellent source of jokes! I got a lot of
mileage out of the Bush joke Richard posted last week ... and now this one!
Jim Peavler wrote:
> I am probably the only cowboy on this list, but Benito's concern and
> Richard Hayes' and Stephen Hodge's rather lame chili jokes have
> emboldened me. So I offer a vicious joke about my own, underrepresented
> class, as a kind of penance. Notice it is about a Wyoming cowboy (one
> suspects these folks might be sheepherders -- Brokeback Mountain
> naturally springs to mind), not good honest cow pokin' Colorado or New
> Mexico cowboys.
>
> Subject: Cowboy Chili
>
> A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Laramie,
> Wyoming. He sits at the counter and notices an old
> Cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full
> Bowl of chili. After watching the old man stare at his
> food for fifteen minutes the young cowboy asks the
> Old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I
> Do?"
>
> The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the
> young wrangler (probably sheep herder) and in his
> best cowboy manner says, "Nah! , go ahead."
>
> Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the
> bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with
> delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices
> a dead mouse in the bottom of the bowl.
>
> He immediately pukes up the chili into the bowl.
>
> The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I
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