[Buddha-l] Re: Speaking of tests

[curt]

but wait, there's more:

5. Jesus Christ was
a. a cool guy
b. a good man
c. the savior of all mankind - except for everyone who's going to hell
d. a great American
e. primarily a plagiarist

6. Mohammed was
a. a cool guy
b. a good man
c. the very very very last prophet
d. the founder of Al Qaida
e. primarily a plagiarist

7. Moses was
a. a cool guy
b. a good man
c. had more facetime with God than anyone else before or since - except 
for maybe Adam
d. the first Premier of Israel
e. primarily a plagiarist

8. Buddha was
a. a cool guy
b. a good man
c. able to see and know everything all at the same time - oh and also fly
d. the first King of Tibet
e. primarily a plagiarist

9. Confucius was
a. a cool guy
b. a good man
c. the most brilliant philosopher in the history of humanity
d. the first Emperor of China
e.. primarily a plagiarist

10. Pythagoras was
a. a cool guy
b. really good at math
c. basically a God, or almost anyway
d. the inventor of Greek democracy
e. primarily a plagiarist

11. There are no women mentioned in the last five questions because
a. women are not very spiritual
b. women are not ambitious enough
c. women were too busy doing all the actual work you pig
d. they were, in fact, all women
e. women are not very good at plagiarism

- Curt
p.s. I'll stop now.