[Buddha-l] World's first Hindu theme park--can a Buddhist one be far behind?

Michel Clasquin clasqm at mweb.co.za
Sat Apr 30 03:40:40 MDT 2005


Right. The Buddhist one will have to be much bigger and better, of 
course. We can have the Shaolin Temple ride, with a quick excursion into 
the Matrix for just $5 extra. When you come out you will say in a 
deadpan voice "I know kung fu".

Then there is our own Magic Mountain, a 1:10 reproduction of Kailash. 
Excellent rebirths guaranteed for all who climb to the top, so-so 
rebirths for those who merely take the cable car.

A day trip into the Pure Land, where even the birds' song goes like 
"impermanence, Insubstantiality, Suffering". A gehuine animatronic 
reproduction of the inauguration ceremony of a Tibetan Tulku. Why, the 
possibilities are endless.

Let's get some venture capitalists on board before anyone else picks up
on the idea. We're all going to be RICH!!!!

-- 
"Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so."
-- Bertrand Russell


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